i do stuff on the internet.

san francisco, ca
yesmen.com/book
Joined August 2008

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Greyson Wheng @50shadesofgreyson ∙ March 30 My parents have at best only seen a handful of the videos we've done. It's not out of lack of love or support, but mostly because they said they saw me naked enough as a child. They have no desire to repeat that experience.         88         2.8k        

Greyson Wheng @50shadesofgreyson ∙ March 30 Heads up: If it doesn't have a blue check on Tinder, it's not me. Because, yes, Tinder veirifed me to make sure I'm a real boy. This is now a peak moment in my life.         145         2.1k        

Greyson Wheng @50shadesofgreyson ∙ March 28 Heads up: If it doesn't have a blue check on Tinder, it's not me. Because, yes, Tinder veirifed me to make sure I'm a real boy. This is now a peak moment in my life.         64         2.4k        

Greyson Wheng @50shadesofgreyson ∙ March 28 Spent this morning trying to figure out where I put my phone. While holding my phone. My dog and cat are looking at me with pity, so I guess that's how it's gonna be today.         179         5.4k        

crying over video games @heartskey ∙ March 27 whenever i'm sad, i watch @50shadesofgreyson drinking his way through all 50 states and lose my shit every time         89         1.3k        

hey demons it's me ya girl @highbythebeach ∙ March 25 your 20s & 30s are all about realizing your body is useless. your knees and back always hurt, you jog for a minute and you're out of breath, and you need a nap every single afternoon just to recoup.         2.7k         3.1k        

Greyson Wheng @50shadesofgreyson ∙ March 25 New merch on the website! A t-shirt ensures my dog and cat get fed for at least a week. Plus the designs are, like, super cool. Check it out!         88         2.8k        

Greyson Wheng @50shadesofgreyson ∙ March 25 Live-action Dora isn't here to play. Swiper's going to see that Bowie knife and will never swipe again.         120         2.4k        

hanna perry @hannaperry ∙ March 25 At any given moment, I'm thinking of doing one of two things: eating or napping.         29         3.1k        

tell me i'm your national anthem @highbythebeach ∙ March 27 whenever i'm sad i watch @50shadesofgreyson drinking his way through all 50 states and lose my shit every time while worrying about that hangover         89         1.3k        

Greyson Wheng @50shadesofgreyson ∙ March 20 Once upon a time, I was a lawyer and thought it was the best way I could help people. Comedy turned out to be a better fit and less morally taxing.         76         1.8k